I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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