Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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