thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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