i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She's the barista slut.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Let's get the cat blown out
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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