He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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