This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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