So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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