butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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