And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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