So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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