I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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