It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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