there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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