it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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