I smell stomach acid.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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