i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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