We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
