I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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