Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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