Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
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Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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