ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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