lets start a swedish sibling band together
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You made out with two different species that night
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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