Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
