16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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