are you still at the devil's house?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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