I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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