party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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