morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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