Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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