they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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