Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We had sex on a dog bed..
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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