I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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