I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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