You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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