The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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