sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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