If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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