Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
