He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
