How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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