i just google imaged poop.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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