All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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