Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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