Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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