I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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