It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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