Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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