i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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