She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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