you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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