so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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