I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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