i may or may not be watching the land before time
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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