You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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