just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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