i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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