she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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