okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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