Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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